Outrun A Bear

Jim and Bob were out camping. They looked across the open clearing & saw this
big bear running toward them. Jim immediately sits down, takes off his
camping boots and puts on his Adidas tennis shoes.

Seeing this, Bob says, "You don't think you're gonna be able to outrun that
bear, do ya?"

Jim replys, "Noooo. I can't outrun that bear, but I don't have to. All I
have to do is outrun you!