Showing posts with label Wine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wine. Show all posts
Friday, February 6, 2015
Good Trade
All women can benefit from the wisdom of the Navajo:
A woman is driving toward home in northern Arizona when she sees a Navajo woman hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long etc, she stops the car and the Navajo woman gets in.
During their small talk, the Navajo woman glances surreptitiously at a brown bag on the front seat between them.
"If you're wondering what's in the bag" offers the woman, "it's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."
The Navajo woman is silent for a while, nods several times and says, "Good trade."
Wednesday, May 7, 2014
Time And Place
Wednesday, April 2, 2014
The Doctor On TV
I'm passing this on because it worked for me today. A Dr. on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start & we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum I luvum...
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
Monday, February 10, 2014
Saturday, February 8, 2014
Monday, February 3, 2014
Only Monday
I wanted to reward myself with a hard earned glass of wine after a long week. Then I realized it was only Monday... So I drank the whole bottle!
Saturday, February 1, 2014
Monday, January 13, 2014
Sunday, November 10, 2013
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
The Secret To Enjoying Wine
The secret to enjoying a bottle of wine... 1. Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2. If it looks like it's not breathing, give it mouth to mouth!
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
A Good Friend
A good friend knows when to pour a glass of wine and talk it out. A great friend knows when to shut up and hand over the bottle.
Saturday, October 19, 2013
Understanding Women
Understanding Women: Lesson #1 Chocolate and Wine are like Duct Tape and a Hammer. Together they fix everything.
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
My Serenity Prayer
Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can change, and wine to accept the things I can't. Either way, with both these things, I'm good... ; )
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
If You Have To Ask
If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine... you're an amateur and we can't be friends. I mean, come on, even the most unsophisticated of wine drinkers knows that it's 5 o'clock somewhere in this world! ;-P
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