Showing posts with label Wine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wine. Show all posts

Friday, February 6, 2015

Good Trade


All women can benefit from the wisdom of the Navajo:

A woman is driving toward home in northern Arizona when she sees a Navajo woman hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long etc, she stops the car and the Navajo woman gets in.

During their small talk, the Navajo woman glances surreptitiously at a brown bag on the front seat between them.

"If you're wondering what's in the bag" offers the woman, "it's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman is silent for a while, nods several times and says, "Good trade."

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

The Doctor On TV

I'm passing this on because it worked for me today. A Dr. on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start & we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum I luvum...

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Monday, February 10, 2014

This House

This house runs on love, laughter, and really cold bottles of beer... or wine... or vodka...

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Adult Versions

Wine, crackers, and cheese are just adult versions of apple juice, goldfish and cheese sticks.

Monday, February 3, 2014

Only Monday

I wanted to reward myself with a hard earned glass of wine after a long week. Then I realized it was only Monday... So I drank the whole bottle!

Saturday, February 1, 2014

My Drinking

My drinking is completely under control. It's my drunken behavior that I need to work on.

Monday, January 13, 2014

The Wine

I just got some wine out of the fridge and I swear I heard the wine say, "What the hell?"

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Wine

Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... (against tables, floors, walls and ugly people.)

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

The Secret To Enjoying Wine



The secret to enjoying a bottle of wine... 1. Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2. If it looks like it's not breathing, give it mouth to mouth!

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

A Good Friend

A good friend knows when to pour a glass of wine and talk it out. A great friend knows when to shut up and hand over the bottle.

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Understanding Women

Understanding Women: Lesson #1 Chocolate and Wine are like Duct Tape and a Hammer. Together they fix everything.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

My Serenity Prayer

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can change, and wine to accept the things I can't. Either way, with both these things, I'm good... ; )

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

If You Have To Ask

If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine... you're an amateur and we can't be friends. I mean, come on, even the most unsophisticated of wine drinkers knows that it's 5 o'clock somewhere in this world! ;-P