Morning Check List

Morning check list. Clothed? adequately. Keys? Just found them. Coffee cup? Full. Sanity? Sanity??? Looks like we have a runner!!!

The Walking Dead

Our morning doesn't look like a cereal commercial. Our morning looks like an episode of The Walking Dead.

Good Mornings

The only good mornings are the ones that start in the afternoon.

It's Sunday

Why yes, I am wearing sweat today. I also didn't fix my hair or put on make-up. It's Sunday. You're lucky I'm wearing a bra.

Opposites Attract

If it's true that opposites attract, I should be looking for someone that gets up early and does stuff.

16 Hours Of Iffy

I wake up every morning in a good mood... it's the next 16 hours that are always iffy...

The Biggest Lie

The biggest lie I tell myself, day after day, is five more minutes...

To Go Please

I'll have a café-mocha-vodka-valium latte to go please.... and make it snappy!

I'm Having One Of Those Days...

I'm having one of those days, when driving to work felt pleasantly comfortable... until I sat down at my desk, took off my sweater, and realized I forgot to put my bra on...

Today Has Been Cancelled!

Today has been cancelled! Go back to bed! Wouldn't it be nice if our workday was cancelled and we could all sleep? That would be really rock! : )

Love Is In The Air

Love is in the air! Or, is that bacon? I don't know about you, but the smell of bacon, when I first wake up, smells a lot like love to me!

Rise and Shine

I can rise... and I can shine... just don't expect me to do both at the same time... choose one or the other... ;-P

Met My Goals!

Good morning! A fresh hot cup of coffee and my FB page is up, just look at that, I've already achieved all my damn goals for the day. Now, I'm ready to go back to bed, I'm exhausted!  ;-P

Nope, Can't Make Me...

This is sooo me in the morning! All comfy in bed and the alarm clock goes off and I just snuggle down deeper and go, "Nope, can't make me, don't care." ;-P

Life Expectancy

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. Truth! There is nothing better than waking up in the morning with the crisp sweet smell of bacon frying! What a great start to a beautiful day! If I had to wake up to only the sight of a salad... I think I'd just stay in bed... ;-P

Good Morning

"Good Morning! I'm just gonna wag my tail against noisey stuff until you wake up because I love you!" This is pretty much what I wake up to every morning, except I have a cat staring me in the face... talk about a rude awakening... ;-P

When Is It "Officially" Morning?

"I don't care if it's 5 A.M. I don't consider it "tomorrow" until I wake up..." I laughed out loud when I read this, because this reminded me of a conversation I had just the other day. My friend called me very early in the morning and asked immediately upon my answering, "Is it too early for me to call?" The first thing that came to mind was, "Anytime that I am still asleep, is too early for anyone to call"... but, if course I responded with, "It's never too early to call, if you need me"... ; )

Morning Check List

Got my keys? Check. Got my coffee? Yep. Got my sanity... oops... looks like we've go a runner... ;-P