A Reunion

Go out all day looking great, and I see no one. Walk out for five minutes looking like crap, and suddenly it's a freakin reunion.

It's Sunday

Why yes, I am wearing sweat today. I also didn't fix my hair or put on make-up. It's Sunday. You're lucky I'm wearing a bra.

Free Fashion Advice

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