Showing posts with label Games. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Games. Show all posts
Sunday, February 1, 2015
Free Sex With Fill-Up
There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase it's sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer then guessed 9 and the proprietor said, "No, you were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next time."
Some time later, the same man, along with his buddy, pulled in for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again told him the same thing and asked him to guess the correct number. The man guessed 2 and the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't even give away free sex." The buddy replied, "No, it's not rigged. My wife won twice last week."
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
Name That Christmas Carol
Clues: 1. Bleached Yule 2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration 3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors 4. Righteous Darkness 5. Arrival Time2400 hrs - WeatherCloudless 6. Loyal Followers Advance 7. Far Off in a Feeder 8. Array the Corridor 9. Bantam Male Percussionist 10. Monarchial Triad 11. Nocturnal Noiselessness 12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers 13. Red Man En Route to Borough 14. Frozen Precipitation Commence 15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle 16. The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis 17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant 18. Delight for this Planet 19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings 20. The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals
Answers: 1. White Christmas 2. Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire 3. All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth 4. O Holy Night 5. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear 6. O Come, All Ye Faithful 7. Away in a Manger 8. Deck the Hall 9. Little Drummer Boy 10. We Three Kings 11. Silent Night 12. God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen 13. Santa Claus is Coming to Town 14. Let it Snow 15. Go, Tell It on the Mountain 16. Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer 17. What Child is This? 18. Joy to the World 19. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing 20. The Twelve Days of Christmas
Thursday, April 3, 2014
10 Drinking Game Rules
Whether you are an avid player of drinking games or just play them for fun, this is a list of tens rules that no drinking game should go without...
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