My girlfriend doesn't like my dog, so I appeal to you.
She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
So... anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed!!
A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her, she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. At that point, she had him arrested.
The case came before the court, and when asked why he acted in such a manner, the man replied, "When the lady boarded the bus, I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an ad which read, 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins.' Then she moved to a seat under an ad that read, 'Sloans Liniments Remove Swelling.' I was even more amused when she moved again and sat under a shaving ad that said, 'William's Stick Did The Trick.' But, I could not control myself any longer when, on the fourth move, she sat under an ad which read, 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'"
He won the case.
My husband wrecked our family van because of his mistress a few months ago.
He sneakily bought a truck with the tax return but our family of 6 won't fit.
Since he decided that he can't stop his affair with that slut who goes around with anyone, I've decided to sell his beloved truck and get us a normal van.
I don't know much about it. He bought it almost 2 weeks ago and he's the second owner.
It's a 2011 GMC Sierra that has no issue. It's a true pleasure to drive it, even though it doesn't have the whisles and bells of our former van.
Just under 41000 miles.
I'm asking a bit under what he paid for it: $16500. Cash.
If anyone is seriously interested, please email me.
NO SCAM please. No, I will not send it to you or accept a money transfer or check via mail.
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
