Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts

Thursday, October 16, 2014

The Costume Party


A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for him to go and have a good time. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behaviour.

She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

A Grave Encounter


After trick-or-treating, 
a teen takes a shortcut home 
through the cemetery. Halfway across, he’s startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots 
an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at a headstone.

“I thought you were a ghost,” 
says the relieved teen. “What are you 
doing working so late?”

“Oh, those idiots,” grumbles the old man. “They misspelled my name!”

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

When The Clock Strikes Midnight

And when the clock strikes midnight, Halloween will end and then BAM!!! Christmas carols EVERYWHERE!!!

Sunday, November 3, 2013

This Is The Result

Mom wanted them to be princesses, but the girls wanted to be Batman... this is result... which, goes to show you that once a woman has her mind made up, there's pretty much no changing it... ;-)

Friday, November 1, 2013

November 1st

Don't forget that November 1st is National Eat Your Kid's Candy After They Go To Bed Day!

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Halloween Is Near!

Hip Hip Hooray! Halloween is near! It's not the ghoulies, and ghosties, or monsters I fear, it's the 10 lbs of candy that will go to my rear! ;-P

Monday, October 14, 2013

Spider Chip Cookies

To make 'Spider Chip" cookies, you just use a toothpick to draw legs on the chocolate chips, while the chips are still warm. A fun and easy treat for Halloween!

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Life

For Halloween, I'm gonna write "Life" on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to total strangers. The responses should be Youtube worthy. ;-P