Training To Die

When people see you laying down with your eyes closed, they still ask "Are you sleeping?" "No, I'm training to die."

Bedtime Stories

I just want top be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.

If You Love Someone

If you love someone, let them sleep.

An Older Tired Looking Dog...

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.. The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks. Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.' The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 He's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'

I Can't Sleep

I can't sleep unless my fan is on. Anyone else have this problem?

Resisting A Rest

If I refuse to nap... is that resisting arrest? ;-P

Only Kids

Only kids count sheep to fall asleep. Count your debts, your mistakes, your heartache, and cry yourself to sleep like a grownup!!!

The Tickle Monster

Today, I was sleeping over my boyfriends house for the first time. When we went to bed, I asked him if he was scared of the tickle monster under his bed, as he had his feet hanging off the side. He laughed at me and told me not to be so childish. During the night, he woke me up, slightly laughing, saying, "Stop it, I know it's you. And I'm not even ticklish on my foot." I said I was still right beside him, so he turned on the bedside light. I've never heard a 18 year old guy scream so loudly before or jump so high. Who was under the bed? His dad, who overheard our conversation. He crawled out from under the bed, high-fived me, and left the room.

My Relationship

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.

You Know You're In Love

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. ~ Dr. Seuss

No Worse Feeling

There's no worse feeling than lying next to the person you love and they don't know you love them... or that you're in their house again...

Only Kids Count Sheep

Only kids count sheep to fall asleep to fall asleep. Count your debts, your mistakes, your heartache and cry yourself to sleep like a grownup!!!

The Biggest Lie

The biggest lie I tell myself, day after day, is five more minutes...

10 Minutes Into A Nap

Don't get a phone call all day... 10 minutes into a nap and everybody, and their brother, want to talk.

Today Has Been Cancelled!

Today has been cancelled! Go back to bed! Wouldn't it be nice if our workday was cancelled and we could all sleep? That would be really rock! : )

Mommy's Dream Comes True

This is to all you moms who labored through a long hot summer! May all your dreams come true! ;-P

To Hell With Beauty Sleep...

To hell with skinny sleep... I want skinny sleep! And when do I want it? NOW!!! ;-P

When Is It "Officially" Morning?

"I don't care if it's 5 A.M. I don't consider it "tomorrow" until I wake up..." I laughed out loud when I read this, because this reminded me of a conversation I had just the other day. My friend called me very early in the morning and asked immediately upon my answering, "Is it too early for me to call?" The first thing that came to mind was, "Anytime that I am still asleep, is too early for anyone to call"... but, if course I responded with, "It's never too early to call, if you need me"... ; )