You Know You're In Love

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. ~ Dr. Seuss

I Love My Job!

I LOVE MY JOB! (The Lost Dr. Seuss Poem)

 

I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss, and all the rest.

I love my office and its location,
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and grey,
and piles of paper that grow each day!
I think my job is really swell,
there's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers,
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often, though it won't care.
I love each program and every file.
I'd love them more if they worked a while.

I am happy to be here, I am. I am.
I'm the happiest slave of the Firm,I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job-I'll say it again,
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today,
In clean white suits to take me away!