Showing posts with label Profanity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Profanity. Show all posts

Thursday, January 22, 2015

The Plan


A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing."

The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say hell and you say ass."

"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?

"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"

Friday, November 15, 2013

Why, Yes...

Why, yes, I have been known to use all the swear words in a single sentence... when I was thinking of a name for my Facebook page, I wanted something that would let people know that I liked humor with an edge, so it never fails to amaze that people would follow a page with such a name and then complain about any profanity or content with bathroom humor that is posted on it... people really can be funny at times...

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Just Because

Just because I have the vocabulary of a well educated sailor, doesn't mean I'm not a lady.