Being This Awesome

Being this awesome doesn't require much... I just wake up and then BAM!!!

Expert Advice

Of course I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice.

Apparently, They Aren't Coming Back...

Seriously, I don't know exactly when the UFO landed and dumped off all of these stupid people. But, apparently they aren't coming back for them.

It's Amazing How Stupid You Can Be

It's amazing how stupid people can be when they're in love... ; )

How to Train A Cat

Mama's definitely going to get some "decoy" furniture to break her mouser of the clawing habit... ;-P

Appreciate Your Parents

One day you will appreciate everything your parents ever did for you.

I Have Teflon Disease

I have Teflon disease, Nothing sticks in my mind!