Showing posts with label Dancing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dancing. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

The Dancing Duck


A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.

Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"

"So?" asked the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"

Saturday, April 19, 2014

The Moment

The moment when one of your favorite songs comes on and in your mind you can still do all the dance moves.

Friday, April 18, 2014

Court Date

So, I took your advice and danced like no one was watching. My court date is later this month.

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Don't Dance

Don't dance like no one is watching. Dance like someone is watching and about to slide a twenty dollar bill into your underpants.

Friday, September 6, 2013

The Twerk

Screw, Miley Cyrus. Butthead invented the twerk in '95. Sorry, Miley, but you're 20 years too late to be considered an "originator"! ;-P