Bubba and Earl

Bubba and Earl were sitting out on a back road drinking some moonshine.

All at once there was a tapping on the window.

"Bubba I think there is a ghost tapping on the window!"

Sure enough a wizened face with long flowing white hair was there just out side the window.

Bubba shoved his foot down on the gas and immediately was doing 60 miles and hour.

"Step on it!" "He's still out there!" Earl shouted

And sure enough, there was another tapping at the window.

Bubba shoved his foot to the floor again! This time he was doing ninety (90) miles an hour.

Still the ghostly figure tapped on the window.

"You better giver 'er some more gas!" Earl yelled, "He's still out there."

"I can't go any faster Earl, I've got her up to 120 miles an hour.

About that time the little old man motioned for the Earl to roll the window down, which he did.

"Say Boys!" "I was wanting to know, do you need a shove to get out of this mud hole?"