Alfred

A rich couple was going out for the evening. The lady of the house decided to give the butler, Alfred, the night off.

She said they would be home very late and he should just enjoy his evening.

As it turned out, the wife didn't have a good time at the party, so she came home early. She walked into the house and eyed Alfred sitting alone in the dining room. She called for him to follow her. She led him to the master bedroom. She closed and locked the door. She looked at him and smiled.

"Alfred. Take off my dress." He did so, carefully.

"Alfred. Take off my stockings and garter." He silently obeyed her.

"Alfred. Remove my bra and panties." The tension mounted as he complied.

Finally she looked at him and said, "Alfred. If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"