Wrong Feet

The babysitter was struggling to get the little boy's boots on when he exclaimed, "Wrong feet!"

She managed to keep her cool as together they struggled to take the boots off and then put them back on - this time on the right feet.

The boy spoke up, "These aren't my boots."

Once again the babysitter struggled to help him pull off the ill-fitting boots.

He then said, "They're my brother's boots. My mother makes me wear them."

The babysitter didn't know whether to laugh or cry. She mustered up the grace to wrestle the boots back on his feet.

She asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"

"I stuffed them in my boots," he replied.