Dear Sir

I read this in the Reader's Digest and, I have to admit, this bus driver has an amazing sense of humor, as she is the one who submitted it. I wish Lea Schroeder, of Vacaville, CA, drove a bus in my town.

From a passenger of the Vacaville, 
California, public bus company:

Dear Sir,

I would like to commend driver Lea 
Schroeder for the following reasons:

1. She frequently doesn’t stop for me when I’m waiting at the bus stop, but she always waves as she goes by.
2. If she’s running behind, she tells me, “Sit your butt down,” in a courteous way.
3. She nearly comes to a complete stop now when I disembark, so I haven’t fallen in almost a week.
4. Although she usually gives me 
wrong instructions on which bus to 
take, I enjoy riding all around Vacaville on the different routes.
5. The way she suddenly starts and stops, rides the rear bumper of the car ahead, and pulls several Gs of force when she turns corners unfailingly 
elevates my heart rate. This has obvious health benefits.

Once again, I would like to commend Lea Schroeder for her outstanding work.

Sincerely yours,

Robert V.