Billy

My four year old daughter had a terrible case of the flu. She was achy, had a high fever, and was terribly hoarse.

After waiting in the waiting room at the doctor’s office for over an hour, we were finally admitted to see the Doctor. After the usual routine of listening to her breathing and checking her ears, the Doctor looked my daughter in the eye and said, “So, what would you say is bothering you the most?”

Without missing a beat, my daughter responded, “Billy! Because he's always breaks my toys!”