4 Food Groups

I cook using the 4 food groups:
* Bagged
* Boxed
* Canned
* Frozen
I am a notorious non-culinary type and anyone who knows me, know the above statement is true! Someone once asked me, while I was cooking, what was "my favorite thing to make?" Without batting an eye and with full seriousness, I replied, "Reservations." It doesn't get more honest than that... ;-P