Another Child

Someone asked me if I wanted to have another child and right before I could answer, my uterus jumped out of my body, into oncoming traffic.

Things Crazy Cat People Do

Things Crazy Cat People Do: You answer your cats random meows with, Yes, yes, I know!"

Happy Thanksgiving!

Wishing you food for your soul, love of friends and family, and a harvest of happiness!

Social Hangover

Social Hangover: When interacting with people leaves you exhausted the next day.

Monday Again?

Monday again? I seriously can't keep doing this every week.. someone needs to fix this!

My Productivity

I was going to do something today, but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.

Don't Dance

Don't dance like no one is watching. Dance like someone is watching and about to slide a twenty dollar bill into your underpants.