My Morals

You say my morals are old fashioned? I say it's a sign of being brought up properly.

"What Is War?"

"I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, 'Mother, what was war?'" ~ Eve Merriam

Wine

Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... (against tables, floors, walls and ugly people.)

Just Because

Just because I have the vocabulary of a well educated sailor, doesn't mean I'm not a lady.

SNAPPED

You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.

I'm Not A Princess

I'm not a Princess, I don't need saving... I'm a Queen, I got this handled!

Opposites Attract

If it's true that opposites attract, I should be looking for someone that gets up early and does stuff.