My Ship

“I hope my ship comes in before the dock rots.” How many people do you know are waiting for their ship to come in? More importantly, what ships are you waiting for? ;-)

Only Kids Count Sheep

Only kids count sheep to fall asleep to fall asleep. Count your debts, your mistakes, your heartache and cry yourself to sleep like a grownup!!!

Hide and Seek

Sometimes I play hide-and-seek with my kids, so I can relax for a few minutes while they're hiding.

You Better Run

Me... jog??? Pffffft... if you see me running, you better run too cuz there's something chasing me!

When A Woman

When a woman tells you about her problems, it doesn't mean she's complaining... it means she trusts you...

I Used To Skinny Dip

I used to skinny dip... now I chunky dunk... true story! ;-P

When The Clock Strikes Midnight

And when the clock strikes midnight, Halloween will end and then BAM!!! Christmas carols EVERYWHERE!!!