Gimme The Beat, Boys

This is EXACTLY how I feel when my favorite song comes on the radio! "Oh, gimme the beat, boys, to free my soul, 'cause I wanna get lost in your rock and roll, and drift away... "

Make No Mistake

 



Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I am king to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me. ~ Al Capone

Cute Shoes

Cute shoes are like a gateway drug. Once you have the shoes then you need the bag, the outfit, the accessories, the manicure...

The Operation Was A Success

The operation was a complete success. The stick has been removed from your ass and you may find people actually start liking you in the next week or two.

One Friend

If you have one friend who understands you on your level of crazy... one friend is all you will ever need.

Actions Speak Louder

They say actions speak louder than words so, instead of telling you how I feel, I'm just going to punch you in the throat.

I Fully Intended

I fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look incredible when you got home. It's just that I fell asleep... ;-P