"I have 18 tennis balls, but I need the one behind the couch!" This is sooo my dog! He will not stop until I give up and go get his ball from wherever it's rolled... and some of those areas are places where you would NOT want to put your hand! ;-P
The most accurate, up to date, real time weather report! Just push away from your television or computer and look out your freaking window! It doesn't get more accurate than that! ;-P
I'm tired... I just started exercising today. I rolled over on my right side... Tomorrow, I'm planning to roll over on my left side. So much activity has me worn out... ;-P
I'm going to move in with my kids, hog the computer, pay no bills, eat all the food, trash the house, and when asked to clean, pitch a fit like it's killing me! And THAT, my friends, is my retirement payback plan! ;-P
Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had cosmetic surgery are real women. Size 0 may make no sense to us mathematically, but the woman who wears a size 0 is as real as the woman who wears a size 18. What makes us “real” women is not the shape of our bodies, but our basic humanity. And we don't lose that humanity when we lose or gain weight, color our hair, or make the intensely personal decision to undergo cosmetic surgery - we lose it when we judge other people based solely on how they appear – ; )
