Sunday, February 2, 2014

Your Husband

Your husband will always be your biggest and oldest adult child that requires the most adult supervision...

The Best Teachers

"The best teachers are those who show you where to look, but don't tell you what to see. " ~ Alexandra K. Trenfor

Canadian Accent

How Americans think Canadians say "about" versus how Canadians actually say it.

Perfect Relationship

I don't need a perfect relationship. I just need someone as weird as I am.

Chalk Outline

All I ask is that if I'm ever murdered, you make my chalk outline four sizes smaller.

Bad Decisions

Making BAD decisions is a part of life. Blaming OTHERS for your bad decisions is IMMATURE.

Mr. Bieber

Now, Mr. Bieber... You understand why we're taking you in, right?