Saturday, February 1, 2014

If A Man...

If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

The Tickle Monster

Today, I was sleeping over my boyfriends house for the first time. When we went to bed, I asked him if he was scared of the tickle monster under his bed, as he had his feet hanging off the side. He laughed at me and told me not to be so childish. During the night, he woke me up, slightly laughing, saying, "Stop it, I know it's you. And I'm not even ticklish on my foot." I said I was still right beside him, so he turned on the bedside light. I've never heard a 18 year old guy scream so loudly before or jump so high. Who was under the bed? His dad, who overheard our conversation. He crawled out from under the bed, high-fived me, and left the room.

Live

Live like someone left the gate open! If you life seems boring and there's no excitement... watch your dog to relearn how to be happy with the simplest of things!

Nothing Made You Happier

Nothing made you happier than seeing this when walking into a classroom as a kid.

My Drinking

My drinking is completely under control. It's my drunken behavior that I need to work on.

Go Ahead

Go ahead and try to mess with her... we dare you! ;-P

Your Soulmate

If you have someone in your life who laughs at the same crap you do, no matter how messed up it is. They are your soulmate.