5 Miles

I named my dog "5 Miles" so I can tell people I walk 5 Miles everyday...

I'm Starting Group Meetings

I'm starting group meetings for people with OCD. Not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it.

Someday

Someday, someone is going to look at you like you're the best thing in the world.

Your Choice

You can be right or you can be happy, but you can't be both.

My Memory

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party!

I'm Not Stubborn

I'm not stubborn. I just know how to say no and not feel guilty about it.

Christmas Decorations

There are two kinds of people when they see Christmas decorations at a store. "It begins." and "Santa's coming!"