Not What I Ordered

This is not what I ordered... this is exactly how I feel when I'm on a diet... in my head, I've ordered the double cheeseburger, large fries, and regular Coke... when my actual order of a salad with diet dressing arrives, I always feel like this... ;-P

I LOVE my job!

I LOVE working for myself from home: I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas; and I always win Employee of the month! This my friends, is a true story!

My Awesome Bubble

No issues today. I'm in my awesome bubble and you're not allowed inside.

You Never Realize

You never realize how boring your life is, until someone asks you what you do for fun...

Female Stereotype

I'm so SICK of this stereotype suggesting that all WOMEN wear SUPERHERO capes, when they go to the toilet.

How To Be Discreet

We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, "I'm bored, let's go brush your teeth."

What If?

You always hear people say, "I'm sexy and I know it," but what if I'm sexy and I DON'T know it?