New Bank Service

My bank has a new service where they will text you your balance. It's cool. I just don't think they should add "LOL" at the end.

The Biggest Lie

The biggest lie I tell myself, day after day, is five more minutes...

Personal Challenge

I really need to stop saying, "How stupid can you be?" Some people are starting to take it as a personal challenge.

Growing Up

Growing up doesn't mean you have to leave old friends behind... you can keep them close in your heart wherever you go... : )

November 1st

Don't forget that November 1st is National Eat Your Kid's Candy After They Go To Bed Day!

I Wash My Mouth Out

Every time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Work

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!