Self Control: I'm great at telling myself when to stop my bad behavior. it's the follow through that needs work. You know what they say, "Old habits die hard"... ;-P
Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly, forgive quickly, play hard, take chances, give everything, and have no regrets. Life is too short to be anything but happy.
Sitting in a bar having drinks with a friend... I casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said, "That's us in ten years." He said, "That's a mirror dipshit!" ;-P
I really wish there was an autocorrect function for life choices and then I could easily correct some of the incredibly dumb things I have done with the click of a mouse... ;-P
If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine... you're an amateur and we can't be friends. I mean, come on, even the most unsophisticated of wine drinkers knows that it's 5 o'clock somewhere in this world! ;-P
Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy and explicit detail of my life. ;-P
Yes, I know, I'm the meanest mom in the world. The made me sign a contract before I could bring you home from the hospital. And, because I always strive to be the best at what ever I do, I entered the "Meanest Mommy in the World" contest and one! Yay me! ;-P
