Murphy's Law For Moms

Murphy’s Law for Moms

 

1. If you wear black, they will have a runny nose.

2. If you wear white, they will have muddy hands.

3. If you change their diaper, they will immediately poop in the new one.

4. If you mop the floor, they will spill something.

5. If you put on fresh socks, you will immediately step in whatever was spilled.
6. If it is perfect, they will fix that for you.

7. If you say it, they will repeat it.

8. If it’s important, they will forget it.

9. If you’re tired, they will not be.

10. If you love them, you will see the beauty in it all.

Living Life To The Fullest

They say that a messy house is a sign of living life to the fullest. So, screw the laundry. Pour me a drink. And can you make I, please? ;-P

Walking With Grandma

 

Walking With Grandma

 

I like to walk with Grandma, her steps are short like mine. She doesn't say "Now hurry up." She always takes her time. I like to walk with Grandma, her eyes see things like mine do... Wee pebbles bright, a funny cloud, half hidden drops of dew, Most people have to hurry, they do not stop to see. I'm glad God made Grandma, unrushed and young like me.

You Facebook Updates

I've seen your Facebook updates... you'll get a dictionary for Christmas... there are times, I truly wish there was a Santa Claus and that he could see all the "children" who are being naughty or nice and he can do that by opening a Facebook account.... ;-P

Sometimes I feel...

Sometimes, I feel more confused than a mood ring on a paranoid, bi-polar, schizophrenic chameleon in a bag of Skittles... to put it succinctly! ;-P

Evian Water

“Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.” To me, there is absolutely no bigger waste of money than buying $2 bottles of water. Alright, perhaps cigarettes and/or alcohol are a bigger waste; but still, bottled water? Think about it!  That’s like bottling air and selling it. Hey, wait! I have an idea... ;-P

Mom's Week

Nothing says, "I mean business," like using a shopping cart at the liquor store... Here is how you can tell when mom has had a bad week... ;-P