Friday, January 16, 2015

Bad Baby

A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s office.

"Why is your stomach so big?” he asks.

“I´m having a baby.” she replies.

“Is the baby in your stomach?” he asks, with his eyes wide.

“Yes, it is.” she says.

“Is it a good baby?” he asks, with a puzzled look.

“Oh, yes. A very good baby.” the lady replies.

Obviously shocked and very surprised, he cries out, “Then why did you eat him?!”

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