God Is Everywhere

Little Johnny decided to run away from home, so he was packed everthing in his room and put it in his little red wagon.

He was walking along, pulling his wagon behind him, when he came to a rather large hill.

He started up the hill, pulling his loaded down wagon with all his might, when he cried out, "Damn, this thing is heavy!"

A priest heard him and came out. "You shouldn't be swearing" said the priest. "God hears you, my son. He is everywhere. He's in the church. He's on the sidewalk. He's everywhere."

Then Little Johnny asks,"Is he in my wagon?"

The priest replies "Yes, Johnny, God is in your wagon"

Little Johnny says "Well, could you please tell Him to get the hell out and start pushing?"