Sunday, January 18, 2015
A Man's Logic
A couple decide to divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main custodian of their child.
The judge tells both the man and woman that he would like a reason why either one of them should be the person to have primary custody of the child.
The judge asks the woman first. She tells him, "Well, I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and then I had to go through a painful birth process to bring him into this world. This is my child, as he is a part of me."
The judge is impressed and then turns to the man and asks him the same question.
The man replies, "Alright, your honor, using her logic... if I take a coin and put it in a soda vending machine and a soda comes out... please tell me, who does the drink belong to - me or the machine?"