The bride kissed her father, as she placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was curious as to what had been given to the father, by the bride, and the father could feel the suspense in the air.
All eyes were on him to declare the secret and say something. So, he cleared his throat and announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen. Today is the luckiest day of my life..."
Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, "My daughter has finally... finally... returned my credit card to me."
Everyone, including the priest, burst into laughter... well, almost everyone... the groom didn't appear to be amused by this, at all.