Tuesday, January 13, 2015
Make Me Proud
Everyone on Earth dies and goes to Heaven. God comes and says, I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on Earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked the women were gone and there were two lines. The line of the men who were dominated by their women was a hundred miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God became annoyed and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you all in my image and look... only one of my sons was able to stand up and make me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."