Tuesday, January 13, 2015
How To Feel Like A Woman
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is terrible and things go from bad to worse when a wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable!
She quickly begins removing her clothing. As she strips off the last of her clothes, she says to the crowd, "I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman!
Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate naked woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's larger than life. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and true blue eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches.
He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."