Thursday, January 8, 2015
A man appears before a divorce court judge one day, asking for divorce.
The judge quietly reviews the court documents and then says to the man, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce?"
"Because," the man says, "I live in a two-story house."
The judge, lokking incredulous, replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?"
The man answers, "Well one story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month'!"