Thursday, January 15, 2015

Excerpt From A California Radio Show

Female newscaster: "So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?" Mr. Jones: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, shooting..." 

Female newscaster: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?" 

Mr. Jones: "I don't see why; they'll be properly supervised on the range." 

Female newscaster: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?" 

Mr. Jones: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range disipline before they even touch a firearm." 

Female newscaster: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers." 

Mr. Jones: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?"

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