Monday, February 2, 2015
How to Solve A Mid-Life Crisis
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one
day and said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap
car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.
"Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and
plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems
to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life