Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Can I Have A Drink?
A man walks into a bar obviously fall-down drunk, and asks for a drink. "Sorry," said the bartender, "but you've obviously already had a little too much to drink."
Fuming mad, the drunk walks out the front door and then walks back in through the side door. “Can I have a drink please.”
“Sorry,” the bartender says, “but you can’t have a drink here.”
Again, the drunk walks out and then returns through the back door. “Can I please have a drink?”
“Enough!” The bartender screamed, “I told you No drinks!”
The drunk looks at the bartender closely and exclaimed “Damn! How many bars do you work at?"