A man and his wife were driving on the highway when a state policeman appears in their mirror and obviously wants them to pull over.
State cop: "License and registration please. I clocked you on the radar going 75 mph."
Man: "There must be some mistake I was only going 65."
Wife: "Oh, honey, you were going at least 80!"
State cop: "I'm also fining you for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "But, I just took it off as you were approaching my car."
Wife: "Come on, honey, you know you never wear your seat belt."
Man: "Listen you dumb %^?!* shut your *^&%# mouth."
State cop: "Ma'am, does he always talk to you this way?"
Wife: "Only when he's drunk!"