A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York and, as she gave the agent her luggage, she stated, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."
The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't do that."
The student let out a relieved sigh and exclaimed, "Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that, because, that's exactly what you did with my luggage last year!"