A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door.
"Is there a problem, Officer?"
The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. May I see your licence, please?"
The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."
"You don't have one?"
The man responds, "I lost it four times for drunk driving."
The policeman is shocked. "I see. May I see your vehicle registration papers, please?"
"I'm sorry, I can't do that."
The policeman says, "Why not?"
"I stole this car."
The officer says, "Stole it?"
The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."
At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?"
"She's in the trunk if you want to see."
The officer looks at the man and then slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, his hand on his half-drawn gun...
The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle, please!"
The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem, sir?"
"One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."
"Murdered the owner?"
The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please?"
The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing but empty space.
The officer says, "Is this your car, sir?"
The man says "Yes," and hands him the registration papers.
The officer, understandably, is quite shaken. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driver's licence."
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the license in it. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner."
The man replies, "I'll bet you that lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!"