Friday, November 21, 2014
Jim's Night Out
A wife treats her husband by taking him to a strip club for his birthday. At the door, the doorman says, "Hi Jim, how are you?"
The wife asks, "How does he know you?"
Jim says, "That's Mike, I play football with him."
Inside the bartender asks, "The usual, Jim?" Jim says to wife, "Before you say anything, he also bartends at the country club."
Next a stripper says, "Hi Jim! Do you crave the special again?"
At that, Jim's wife storms out dragging him with her and jumps into a taxi. The taxi driver says, "Hey, Jimmy boy, what's going on? You sure picked up an ugly one this time!"
Jim's funeral is being held this Sunday...