An 83 year old British gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern French lady asked if he had been to France before. He admitted he had indeed been previously.
The lady sarcastically said, "Then you should know to have your passport out and waiting, Sir."
The gentleman said, "I didn't have to show it last time."
"Impossible!" The woman retorted, "You British have always had to show your passports to get through here."
The man responded by leaning in close to her and whispering “Well, when I came ashore on the beach on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find any fecking Frenchmen to show it to!”