Saturday, January 3, 2015
The New Deputy
The local Sheriff was looking for a new deputy, when a blonde walks in to apply for the job. He asks her "Okay, what is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven," she replies. The Sheriff thinks to himself, "That was not the answer I was looking for, but I guess she's right!"
"What two days of the week begin with the letter T?" he asks. "Today and Tomorrow." the blonde answers. The Sheriff is again surprised that the blonde has responded with a correct answer that had not even occurred to him.
"Now listen carefully, who killed Abe Lincoln?" he asks her.
The blonde looks a little surprised. She thinks really hard for a minute and finally admits, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, the blonde wanders over to the beauty parlor, where her pals are waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was ecstatic. "The interview went great!" she says. "First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"